You Definately Need... all of These!

Boots, The Best, and not just in the West:
By using wordplay, we can change the word 'boots' to 'boost'. And these Must-have shoes are a boost, in confidence and in height. That extra inch on the heel gives you an edge, and everyone around will give you a second, or maybe a third glance. Not to mention the somewhat pointed toes make you feel like you know exactly where your going. Besides, the no traction feature means you can literally glide across your floors. Everyone will notice you and you'll definitely have the most original shoes around. Best of all these shoes are authentic, so you can use them around any farm or ranch and fit in there too. Now conveniently priced at $70!
Comes in :
Cloud White
Bruise Black
Dusty Brown
Chestnut Red

Tux Jacket, For that Formal Occasion:
Jet black with a touch of sheen in the fabric, it entered the winter formal. There was no glove on its arm, but that didn't last. The ladies dressed as colorfully as butterflies soon swarmed around its black splendor, as if it were a drop of nectar.
Glancing down at my own Black coat it seemed to pale in the presence of its onyx glory and I knew that he would be the talk of the formal. Wishing I'd thought to buy something fancier than my fathers old Jacket, I tried to join the colorful swirl of skirts surrounding the Jacket, but was immediately pushed away.

It could be you under that Tux Magnificence. Buy today for $120.

The Bow Tie: For the Slightly Snazzy Society.
Ties are hard to tie. What length should it be? How tight should it be? What color in the world should I use?Is this too formal for tonight? Is it formal enough?
Forget that silly tie. Banish those questions from your mind. Here is your solution. A bow tie. Bows are no longer for girls, the have entered the man-wear category. Formal enough for any occasion, yet never too formal, it manages to catch the attention of anyone your with. Even your half blind Grandma will notice this graceful yet manly accessory.

Buy, and enter the uncomplicated life. $20 for two!

Comes in:
Rippin' Red
Blazen' Blue
Youth full Yellow
Graceful Green