Goodbye Easter

Dear People of the World who Celebrate Easter,
       As of next year, there will be no more Easter. That's right, no cutesy baskets, no fake grass, no plastic eggs, and NO CHOCOLATE! I am resigning from my job. Don't try to replace because there is no other bunny in the world that can lay eggs. Especially chocolate ones, or plastic ones filled with chocolate. I can lay both, and have suffered major health problems from it.
      Many of you are thinking, that I have one of the easiest jobs in history but have any of you tried to dye over 1,000,000 eggs a year, then hide them all over the world? Not to mention when you go through all trouble only to find that there is someone who has already hidden the eggs for you (looking at you, parents!)? Or you bounce too hard and all the eggs break? Not to mention tripping on your own big feet, which happens often enough when you are a bunny. Besides, It is hard when you have to walk on two legs like you stupid humans do! My little frotnt paws can hardly carry tihe egg basket!
      Why do you need me anyway? You big name companies have already monopolized Easter enough, you don't need a bunny to deliver eggs when everyone buys them from you? Especially when  no one believes in  me except the small children. I thank the small people aof your race who are still faithful to me.
      For you, I will leave small tidbits of chocolates and stuffies. When all of you lose faith or interest in me, than the Easter bunny will be finished. There is no second chances for those who are born from now until then and there will be none for people who suddenly believe.
      Sorry,  but my mind in made up.

THE FINISHED,
Easter Bunny